Saturday morning, senator Craig announces he intends to resign.  Republicans heave a collective sigh of relief!  Sunday morning senator Specter says he’d like to see Craig stay in office and fight the charges.  Monday morning, the republlicans wait in ambush in the cloak room.  Senator Specter enters and is severely beaten about the head and shoulders, with Nerf Bats; while cries of, “Arlen what have you done”, and “ just when we thought we were out you drag us back in”, were heard!

J.R. Lutticken